🎃⚖️ Death, Taxes… and Scary Property Tax Bills 💸👻

👻🎃 What’s scarier than a haunted house on Halloween night?
📬😱 Opening your mailbox this season and finding that dreaded property tax bill staring back at you.

We’ve all heard the saying: 💀⚖️ nothing in life is certain except death and taxes.
But here’s the spooky twist—your bill isn’t just taxes. It’s a 🧙‍♀️☕ cauldron of community costs from every vote you’ve ever said “yes” to:

✔️ 🏫 School bonds
✔️ 🚧 Street repairs
✔️ 🤷‍♂️ Random charges you don’t even remember voting on

That big, scary number at the bottom? 😨📄 It’s not just about your home’s value—it’s every little “cup of coffee” tax that’s been creeping in over the years.

🏡➡️ Homeownership = a crash course in civics, and your bill is the eerie receipt 🧾👀

For buyers, here’s the horror story: “property taxes” aren’t one flat fee. They vary by 📍 area, shift over ⏳ time, and can creep higher when you least expect it 🕷️.

🗓️⚰️ Mark your calendar: December 10th is the drop-dead date for the first installment. Pay on time, or risk the nightmare of late fees haunting your wallet 👻💸.

👉 Don’t let property taxes haunt you this season—I’m here to help you uncover what they really mean for your neighborhood and your wallet. 🎃🏡🔮
📞 Give me a call today before the deadline creeps up!